Illusions

Conversation I had with Sarah a few days ago while we were sitting together in the computer lab during a break in between classes:

Sarah
hi!!! its been ages!
Valerie
omgosh i KNOW
HOW ARE YOU
Sarah
I MISS YOU!!
I havent seen you in forever that i m having illusions that u are sitting next to me! weird huh!
Valerie
i miss you too...and yeah ya know how we're twins about everything? well i'm having the SAME illusions as you!!
Sarah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA My illusion of you just laughed at me!
Valerie
i just laughed.....maybe your illusion of me is actually a 3D hollogram of me?
Sarah
then where is the real you?
Valerie
wow...i haven't thought about that today yet....
Sarah
lol
Valerie
where is the real me?
Sarah
in a tuna sandwich!
Valerie
gasp
sarah you have to save me!
i don't wanna be eaten
Sarah
i believe its too late
i saw the illusion of u eating it 10 mi ago
Valerie
then that means the real me is inside of the illusion of me
Sarah
in the a tuna sandwich in the stomach of the illusion of you!